Paperboy With Feat. The Konami Kode by Brentalfloss
Paperboy With lyrics Feat. The Konami Kode
[Spoken intro]
Don�t you know me? I�m your paperboy.
Throwing bundles of newspaper joy,
This neighborhood�s a loony bin
I�d rather throw the news in Compton
If you live here, you�re probably crazy
Lock your dog up, stop that baby!
I�m on duty, it�s all about discipline
Please don�t strike me with that rolling pin
I sometimes miss when I throw
Sorry I broke your window
Can�t maneuver on a drainage ditch
Cars don�t stop here, they�ll just hit a bitch
[Instrumental break]
Can�t stop riding, it�s just what I do
My bike pedals are glazed with superglue
I�m on my bike, perpetually
I lay in bed, bike lays with me
On this side street, rules are strict and tight
New subscribers, paint your house white
I have nightmares, shaking at the wheel
Then I wake up and do it for real
Now faulty aim may occur, sorry I threw the paper at a
car and killed your father
Now it�s Sunday, I am done, I�m out
Fuck these nutbags, fuck this paper route
I�m gonna get a job at Wal-mart.
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